Maybe I'm just high on inhaling puffy paint fumes through the TV from watching male figure skaters in glittery art project leotards skating around a rink, but I kind of like this. I kind of really like this. It involves flannel, rock music and doing the splits, which are three of my all-time favorite things, not to mention it's the manliest thing I've seen on the ice since...well, I don't watch hockey, but I can imagine if I did, this would be the manliest thing on ice since then.